Are you made of quarks and leptons? Because you’re elementary to my existence.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you an angle? Because you're acute one.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.
Are you a black hole? Because you’re attracting everything in my universe.
Are you a TARDIS? Because when I’m with you, time stops.
Do you know the speed of light? Because time slows down when I’m with you.
Are you a coding error? Because my heart stops every time I see you.
Are you a proton? Because you’re positively attractive.
You must be a star because your beauty lights up the universe.
If you were a library book, I’d check you out.
You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.
Are you the Higgs boson? Because you give my life meaning.
If we were in a binary system, you'd be the 1 to my 0.
Are you a mathematician? Because you’ve got my number.